Are you looking for some hilarious ideas to jazz up your Instagram notes and impress your friends? Look no further! We have rounded up a list of 100+ funny Instagram notes that will surely bring a smile to your friends’ faces.
Instagram Notes is a feature that lets you leave short, fun messages for your friends in the app’s message box. It’s a great way to share your feelings and connect with people. To start using the feature, just update your Instagram to the latest version, and you’ll see the ‘Notes’ option.
But remember, Instagram notes expire after 24 hours, so make the most of them while they last!
Here are some funny Instagram notes ideas for you to try:
Funny Instagram Notes:
1. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
3. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
4. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.
5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
6. I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
7. I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
8. It’s the season to make break resolutions.
9. School’s notice board? No, Instagram’s notice board.
10. Not a fan of MATH until I have to count money.
11. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
12. Where can I download motivation?
13. I am as useless as the letter ‘g’ in lasagna.
14. What’s good about him? A few extra inches!
15. Need motivation for exams or leaked question papers.
16. My life is like a romantic comedy, except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes.
17. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
18. Life is short – Chat Fast.
19. What do girls want? EVERYTHING.
20. I took an IQ test, and the results were negative!
21. If you can’t find the key to success, Pick The Lock!
22. I’m a Social Vegan. I Avoid Meat.
23. Fifty shades of tired.
24. Apparently, this year is being written by Stephen King.
25. Ice cream is cheaper than therapy.
26. I wonder how many MILES I have scrolled with my thumb.
27. Stop sending reels to me, for god’s sake!
28. Do not peep into my message box. Period!
29. Don’t you dare to message me!
30. No pranks, please! I’m tired of it.
31. Don’t tag me in your stories. I’m sick of unknown requests!
32. Don’t gift me baby dolls, I’ve now grown up!
33. Who’s Steve Harvey?
34. Is Steve Harvey’s head egg-shaped?
35. You’re just here to check my note, seriously?
36. No more Bollywood masalas please!
37. Who on earth makes Fanta Maggi?
38. For me, a math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
Funny Instagram Notes Ideas for Girls:
1. My DMs are locked. Enter to get blocked 🙂
2. Hot chocolate and wear your boyfriend’s hoodie season.
3. Don’t girl, he’s not worth your beautiful hair.
4. Not short, just a concentrated diva.
5. Why are there no locks on Instagram?
6. Period pain really needs to burn calories ☹
7. Whether it’s eyeliner or life, both are ruined.
8. Looks aren’t everything, but I have them, just in case!
9. I suffer an extreme case of not being Beyoncé!
10. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Hilarious Instagram Notes for Boys:
1. Relationship status: looking for a WiFi connection!
2. Dress to kill? My wife applies it to her cooking!
3. I use my other hand thrice a day! Only those who know will understand!
4. I will reach in 5 minutes for sure (even if it takes an hour!)
5. The moment I start cuddling, I just cannot control it, dude!
6. My eyes go awe-struck when I see something big hanging!
Funny Notes for Instagram on Food:
1. Why are burgers always round-shaped?
2. I’m a diabetic, but I love sugar!
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Cause it saw the salad dressing!
4. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
5. The fridge is a dear example.
There you have it – 100+ funny Instagram notes ideas to brighten your friends’ day. So next time you update your Instagram notes, give one of these a shot, and see the reactions pour in!
